I need to make them. So, advertising. The results of my research:
"Click here" works surprising well
Verbs like "Read this" or other imperatives
Mild animation very effective
I discovered that that "Click Here!" or any imperative verb gets more clicks than you expect (ironically). On animation, I read that even the obnoxious animated banners statistically fare better (not that I would aim for anything seizure-inducing, only subtle and snazzy though, I promise!)The Idea Pot.
So, I would appreciate your brains, thoughts, and suggestions. Hand them over. Give me your lamest, your brainiest, and your most tasteless one-liners and phrases
that make you think of Vampire Fetish. WARNING:
I will use them, and though I might publicly thank you or put your name in the thank you section of my book, I WILL USE your ideas if I like them, so don't post if you're stingy and DON'T want me using it!
Tell me what floats your boat, and I shall put a
by that one, thus I can breeze over and put priority on the most important phrases when I get ready to mock them up.Taglines ad Phrases:Overall Webcomic:
"Vampire Fetish: Creatures of the Night BEWARE " London:
"Vampire Fetish: Unorthodox Vampire Hunting"
"Vampire Fetish: A webcomic with BITE."
"Amateur Novelist...Professional Vampire Hunter!"
"Got a vampire fetish? Click here to sate yourself!"
"Click to Watch Vampires Die."
"Vampire Fetish: A comic where the stakes are high."
"Vampire Fetish: Bondage Gear Not Included"
"Vampire Fetish: Crossdressing and Crucifixes!"
"Vampire Fetish: Put the Cross in Crossdressing!"
"Crossdressing and Crucifixes"
"Vampires are in this year!"
"The newest vampire sensation!"
"Jude Hawthorne; Not your everyday Vampire Hunter."
"Put on your high heels and chase them through London."Crossdressing:
"Turns out London is CRAWLING with vampires."
"London as a serious vampire problem."
"London is infested."
"Help! A Vampire is holding me hostage in the London sewers!"
"Against the crossdressing vampire hunter, you haven't got a PRAYER."On Writing:
"Tale of the Crossdressing vampire hunter."
"I can even chase you down in high heels!"
"WILL YOU FALL FOR MY CHARMS?"
"Vampire Fetish: More Than Just Cross-Dressing"
"Crossdressing and Crucifixes"
"Writer by day, vampire hunter by NIGHT."Character Quotes:
"Why would I write a vampire story when I LIVE one?"
"EXTRA! EXTRA! Rejected novelist Moonlights as Crossdressing Vampire Hunter!"
"I'd rather be WRITING...but I'm always FIGHTING those idiot vampires."
(closeup of vampire mouths, and then an exasperated Jude)"...I'd rather be writing. Honestly."
"Killing Vampires is an accepted form of murder. --Ian Hallows"Demented Jude (Killer/Murderer)
"To all vampires: Face your death and go quietly. -- Jude Hawthorne"
"I'm your FETISH, I'm your DEATH. --Jude Hawthorne"
"Tell me what you want me to be. "
"They say don't bite off more than you can chew. And I'm MORE than you can chew. --Jude Hawthorne"
"If only they did turn to ash..." / "I wish you'd turn into dust like in the movies."
"If only you turned to ash like in the movies." --Jude Hawthorne.
"If only pens were appropriate stakes."
"GET BACK or I'll STAKE you with my writing pen!"
"You're a MAN in a DRESS!" (Lucy) "And you're a WOMAN in PANTS." (Jude)
"I would never sink so low as to write vampire fiction." (Jude)
"How do I look?" (Jude)
"I'm going to have nightmares about this." (Jude)
"This time, he will be the victim." (Jude)
"Fate links thee to me forever and a day." (Duberfort)
"What do you know about Ian Hallows?" (Jude)
"We're gonna die surrounded by floaters!" (Tony)
"Now we've come to the most important part of my little game, so pay close attention, Jude." (Duberfort)
"Sometimes we want random tragedies to have a greater significance than they actually do." (Officer Stone)
"I've been looking for you. (Is JUDE the Predator or the prey?)Vampires and Manias
"Vampire Death Count
Church Commissioned Kills: 63
Actual Number of Vampire Kills: 87
Dresses Utilized: 52
Lipstick Colors: 28"
"Holy Water Guns: Kill em' with Water!"
"HOLY WATER GUN!"
(Picture of a vampire): "Predator or PREY?"
"I'm what you call a Living Vim, and I'm going to kill you."
"Your ADDICTION is your AFFLICTION."
"FOLOW MEEE!" (Cue tiny William Duberfort)Spoilers
"OCD Vampires: Your worst nightmare"
"Vampires are stupid. Let's kill them!"
"The trauma of death... Inflicts them with madness."
"Trauma, mania, madness, fetishism: Side effects of DEATH."
"To become a vampire means losing your mind to obsessive fixation."
"Vampires don't sparkle...unless they spray themselves with Halloween glitter." (cue William Duberfort)
"Vampires don't sparkle."
"Manic vampires on the premises."
"Click to see vampires as they were in folklore."
"Vampires may NOT be cool, but they're still DANGEROUS."
"Click here to see if your fetish is a symptom of vampirism!"
"Not all fetishes have a safe word."
"Everyone has a hint of madness"
"They say the Headhunter killed 100 vampires and went insane."Floaters/Unattached Words and Phrases
"So now you see...you're in danger, Jude Hawthorne." (William Duberfort)
"Have you seen this man? (IAN HALLOWS)"
"Do You WANT this city to BURN, Jude Hawthorne? I DO."
"Vampirism isn't contagious. If it were, it'd be so much easier...a welcome immortality." --Antoine Sautier
Some "hot words" I came up with. Mix and match or use them to make something for me.
Need, want, desire
(Imperatives): "DO it / can you do it?" "I dare you / do you dare?"
"Think you can take me?"
Thirst, feed, hunger
blood, essence, life
"Suck the life outta you"
"Vampires are PEOPLE, too! ...yeah, right. Gimme a break."
kinky, suggestive, taboo
Want a kiss....of death?
Writing is HELL.
DIALOGUE: "How'd you kill this vampire? "..." "You don't wanna know."